Baritone Ukulele

The price is lightweight, but the rich tone of this Baritone Ukulele by Rogue has depth and full-spectrum sound for heavyweight tropical jam sessions! The white wood body has a burnt orange finish, geared tuners, 18 frets, and inlaid position markers that make this a very playable uke for a cheap price. Includes a Rogue ukulele gigbag.

Hourglass Tribal Sun Guitar

Set the controls for the heart of the sun with today’s Stupid Deal—the chrome-plated sun design endows the Michael Kelly Hourglass Tribal Sun Archtop Electric Guitar with a timeless artistic quality. An advanced design and classic solidbody construction make it a guitar that sounds as great as it looks, with the solid-brass, sun-shaped SonicArt bridge creating huge sonic impact by increasing bridge mass and bridge-to-body contact for sustain, resonance, and attack. The string-thru, chrome-plated design adds solar-powered flash to any stage show and perfectly complements the quilted maple top.

Yamaha Piano Bench

Today only the best seat in the house is yours for a truly laughable low sum! Yamaha PKBB1's ultra-thick padding, extra-wide single seat, and adjustable height assures the utmost comfort. The bench folds up for your traveling convenience. 17-1/2"-19-1/2" height. Black finish.

Martin Holiday Accessory Pack Light SP

Today is national Everything You Think is Wrong Day (well we think it is, but then again, we could be wrong). What better way to celebrate a day of stupidity than with a stupid deal on Martin’s Limited Edition Holiday Gift Pack? It includes the Martin Limited Edition Glass Tumbler, 3 Sets of Martin SP Phosphor Bronze strings, Martin Polish, Martin Polishing Cloth, and 12 Martin Medium picks. Don’t miss out on this holiday special for special people and order now!

Arion MDI-2 Bass Distortion Pedal

The Arion Bass Distortion Pedal, with individual level controls for its dry and distortion outputs, make it a smart addition to any bass rig. And when you consider the mind-bogglingly stupid price we’re selling it for, ordering one now pretty much makes you a genius.

Elixir Nanoweb Acoustic Light Strings Twin Pack with Flashlight

A stupid deal even without a discount, Elixir strings sound great for 3 to 5 times longer than ordinary strings no matter how often you play. To make today’s deal so stupid that it hurts your feelings, we’re giving you two sets of Elixir strings for so little, you’ll almost never have to buy strings from us again! . . . Hey, wait a minute . . . oh well, we did say we were being really stupid on this one. So stupid, in fact, we’re even throwing in a flashlight. Why a flashlight? Did we mention that we’re pretty dim? Be smart, order yours now while we’re still thinking about it.